Are You Impressed?

In the ridiculous slapstick Rambo paradoy Hot Shots Part Deux (feat. Charlie Sheen, Lloyd Bridges, Valeria Golino, and Richard Crenna), there’s this scene where Golino’s character visits a monastery of some sort with celibate monks.

While Sheen’s character is talking to ‘Col. Walters’ (Crenna), the monks are seen in the background lined up taking turns attempting to ‘impress’ the lady—something they haven’t seen “in decades”—with various… ‘talents’.

This basically nails what modern dating feels like.

“Thank you. Next!”